In the rhythm of life, the daily dance is often dictated by the ticking clock of business hours. But what if we hit pause on the mundane and infused a bit of comedic remix into our schedules? Imagine a world where opening hours align with the cosmic dance of caffeine, recognizing that true productivity only kicks in after that third cup. Let's coin it the 'No Grumpy Mornings Act'—because who can focus before the caffeine magic takes hold?