In many ways than one, I was relieved - in a vastly different way than urinator, Mumbai businessman Shankar Mishra - to learn that the misplaced micturition was a result of excessive alcohol, and not because of urolagnia (look up the meaning yourself) or, worse, standard IPB, or Indian Passenger Behaviour. I am also secretly grateful that Shankarji did not piss on a non-Indian - the poor victim was a septuagenarian lady from Karnataka. Imagine if he had urinated on a French woman. Or worse, a Pakistani man.