If Pretty Hopeful (PH) is expecting to get hitched to Imposing Celebrity (IC) anytime soon, she may have to wait for a long time---or perhaps another lifetime! The truth is, while IC doesn't mind giving PH babies, he told Close Confidant (CC) that he was too traumatized by the scheming ways of his Manipulative Ex (ME) that he'd rather stay "single" than get sucked into another marital hellhole. Poor PH! But given ME's antics, it isn't hard to commiserate with IC. INQTOP OF THE TABLOIDS This week's top show biz news from the tabloids (and why we are moved, if we are moved): * Maricel Soriano inaming si Vice Ganda ang pinakamalakas niyang nasampal: Dumugo eh (Not a lot of he...Keep on reading: Celeb scared to get sucked into another marital hellhole